I really need a job and you really need things done!? (San Bernardino)

So I'm a 52yr old latina female and need a steady decent job .
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Nobody has offered me one and I've applied everywhere .
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I have a lot of job skills from waitressing,cooking,personal shopping on a budget ,I can operate 3 different kinds of trains and at one point in my life I was a adult phone actress ,booker and I guess kinda a low key madam lol but now sadly I'm overqualified for entry level positions .
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so I'm sure there's gotta be a few fellas out there who could use my rockstar influence, knowledge etc for a little compensation I'm flexible open minded and financially driven (those are just honest examples of my job history ) Email me with what you need handled just be direct and honest I'm super honest and if it's not my forte then I'll just respectfully decline .
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nothing personal.
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it doesn't make you wrong just wrong for me .
But maybe I know someone who could assist you so if you need your dog walked your dry cleaning picked up you feel like homemade chocolate chip cookies or maybe your don't mess with stockx and the new Jordans drop but you have to work I'm that bitch the one who your real bitch isn't pressed about cuz she's not trying to be your little bitch I'm the perfect wing woman I just need incentive for my time .
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this is not my bio for eHarmony but if it's a milf roleplay kinda gig I'm with it ok fellas I hope that's explanatory enough for you ! thanks for taking the time to read my requests And for all the CEOs I'm willing to be your financial Dom If that's your guilty pleasure .
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Lol sorry not sorry Let me be part of your new years resolution .
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And you be my financial solution !! P.
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Please don't ask me for pics until we've determined if I'm even willing to consider your job request .
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ok this is as serious as it gets respectfully I don't expect the world to finance me for free .
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I love to find bargains I even have access to 2 salvage yards for those gents who love cars and need car parts at a super decent price.
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